perfidy

I will not be watching the world series. I was indoctrinated from birth to hate the Yankees. That will never change. The only time I would ever cheer them on is in a purely tactical situation where a Yankees win over some other team would advance the prospects of the Indians. The fact that they have won basically all of the last twenty world series only adds to my hatred.

I also hate the Marlins. This ridiculous expansion team, only in existence for eleven years, has already won one world series, defeating the Indians. They do not deserve another. And for the pain they inflicted on me back in '97, they should go another 100 years without having a winning season.

The only way I would watch the series is if they changed the rules in such a way that it became possible for both teams to lose. The Yankees and Marlins collectively represent all that is wrong in baseball and the world at large. Fie on them both, fie.