perfidy

Things are getting a mite serious around here, and I'm dead-set agin' that! So I bring you this. It's a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General" with Osama lyrics. Wow! Can you believe it?! I sure can't!

Osama is the model of a modern major Terrorist
Who thinks his cause is holy and would seek to harm, nay, bury us.
His methods are abhorrent, and his scheming quite methodical
In fact, his thinking and his plans have been, well .. . Diabolical.

But in his scheme of hurt and pain, Osama did not calculate
That faith and love of Liberty will conquer all his misspent hate.
The USA and allies will not to this Creep capitulate
For Freedom is the concept upon which this nation's frame is based.

Yes, Freedom is the concept upon which this nation's frame is based
Freedom is the concept upon which nation's Fame is based.
Freedom is the concept upon which this nation's very frame is based.

. . . .
Osama is the model of a modern major Terrorist
Who sought to bring us chaos, and to choke the life from in our midst.
In short, he is deplorable, this "jihad" holy war-able
Will never make the world or Allah think that he's adorable.
Yes, yes. He is deplorable! His "jihad" holy war-able
Will never make the World or Allah think that he's adorable.

Adorable/ Holy War-Able. Don't you just love it??
No?

Oh. . . .