Darwin Award near miss

We had potato guns when I was a pup, my friends and I built them ourselves from PVC tubing. But I thought everyone knew - especially everyone in Texas, that you never look down the barrel of a loaded gun. Ever. Even if it's only loaded with frogs. Frogs! You don't load potato guns with frogs. It's just not right. Apples, maybe. Pears, sure. Even squash. Frogs, definitely not. Kittens are right out. Especially Bonsai Kittens.

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