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We come to the end of our educational series, “Alternate State Mottoes for Stupid States” with a state that is last on many lists, no matter how ordered, Wyoming. There is surprisingly much to say about a state that 99.83% of America’s population has wisely chosen not to live in:

• Come dig a hole in Wyoming!
• The Cowboy State. Other Village People not allowed
• WyOMFG!
• ET’s Summer Home
• Cedant arma togae
• First to make the tactical error of allowing women to vote
• Less is more. But more is more, too
• Square, but fun
• Rodeo riding is not gay
• Don’t Feed Grizzly Bears. They Eat People.
• Don’t Feed Cowboys. They Eat People.
• The other square state
• Home of the majestic jackalope
• Largely Balrog Free
• Woefully underdeveloped and tragically cowboyified
• Come for the arid emptiness, stay for the arid emptiness
• Save a horse, ride a Wyomingite
• Yogi lives in Jellystone Park, fucko
• Got Geothermal Activity?
• Join the Dick Cheney Memorial Hunt Club and bag a lawyer!
• No limit on lawyers!
• It’s Wyoming, Baby
• It takes decades of training to become a competent cowpoker
• Brokeback Mountain is in Faggotty Colorado
• In Bauxite, the Future
• Rocky Mountain Oysters, it's what's for dinner
• We Love Our Congressman
• The Diversity State, if by Diversity you mean lots of white folk in jeans and cowboy hats
• Land of a perverse number of mountains
• Like No Place on Earth. That’s not a good thing.
• Not Much, And Lots Of It
• Land of Wary Glances
• Big Fats
• A Rocky Mountain New Jersey
• The Suffering State
• With this few people, you’d think it’d be harder to find assholes
• Flat Is Where It's At
• Say “Wynot?” and I’ll pop a cap in your ass
• The Dwarrodelf
• Jackson Hole isn't as bad as it sounds
• I Live In Wyoming. Please Kill Me.
• Proving You Don't Need A City To Be A State
• Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
• 48% Government Owned
• Alice doesn’t live here anymore
• Gateway to Utah

[wik] Don't worry, your alternate motto fun is not completely dead - there are plans in the works to attack Puerto Rico and our Nation's capitol, and our crack team of researchers is looking into new and innovative ways to ridicule Europeans.