I was a little less motivated in High School
From Bruce Schneier's on Security Blog, a link to a fascinating story of a young British fraud prodigy, in two parts.
And don't forget these important Bruce Schneier Facts:
- Bruce Schneier doesn't need facts. With one roundhouse-kick he can generate a formal proof for whatever he needs.
- Bruce Schneier only smiles when he finds an unbreakable cryptosystem. Of course, Bruce Schneier never smiles.
- Bruce Schneier doesn't need to hide data with steganography - data hides from Bruce Schneier
- Bruce Schneier expects the Spanish Inquisition.
- Santa Clause doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad
- There are no prime numbers. Only numbers that Bruce Schneier does not want you to factor.
- If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he'll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands
- Bruce Schneier counts in binary. With his fists.
- Strong cryptography does not exist for Bruce Schneier. There is only weak and less weak cryptography.
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