I was a little less motivated in High School

From Bruce Schneier's on Security Blog, a link to a fascinating story of a young British fraud prodigy, in two parts.
And don't forget these important Bruce Schneier Facts:

  • Bruce Schneier doesn't need facts. With one roundhouse-kick he can generate a formal proof for whatever he needs.
  • Bruce Schneier only smiles when he finds an unbreakable cryptosystem. Of course, Bruce Schneier never smiles.
  • Bruce Schneier doesn't need to hide data with steganography - data hides from Bruce Schneier
  • Bruce Schneier expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  • Santa Clause doesn't know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad
  • There are no prime numbers. Only numbers that Bruce Schneier does not want you to factor.
  • If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he'll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands
  • Bruce Schneier counts in binary. With his fists.
  • Strong cryptography does not exist for Bruce Schneier. There is only weak and less weak cryptography.

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