perfidy

North Carolina, birthplace of renowned presidents Johnson and Polk, and stuck with these slogans like lots of tiny, tiny albatrosses around its neck:

• We’re “Tar Heels,” because “Shit Heels” was already taken
• Tobacco is so a Vegetable
• Five million people; Fifteen last names
• We're part of Dixie. Don't let the “north” fool y’all
• If it weren’t for plate tectonics, we’d be in Morocco
• Let’s just be clear, our state is named for the King Charles who got beheaded, not the gay one
• The better, norther Carolina
• The first carton's free
• First in Flying Pirates
• You can't prove tobacco causes cancer
• Sure, we've got weird, blue-skinned, inbred mountain dwellers, but at least we don't still fly the confederate flag! Oh wait…
• The Scuppernong Grape State
• The Anti-Buccaneer State
• Gateway to Tennessee
• We're cheaper by the carton
• Join us in creating the Greater Carolina Co-Prosperity Sphere
• We’re moving to Virginia
• Under Chapter 11, thanks to the tobacco lawsuits
• Slavery, tobacco, as long as it involves the suffering of others, we're for it
• We're bigger than South Carolina
• The Turpentine State
• The New Jersey of the South
• We didn’t do any of the work, but we’ll gladly take credit for inventing the airplane
• Where white supremacy and NCAA basketball go hand in hand
• General Sherman Cheated