perfidy

With the addition of Missouri, we are officially half way through our methodical mocking of every state in the union. Unlike most states, Missouri pitched in all by itself to get this list going. Three of the mottoes below are real, actual, authentic state mottoes. They're placed together. Two kudo units to the person who can pick them out.

• Missouri Loves Company
• Drivers Wanted
• Proud Home of Renowned Wordsmiths T. S. Eliot and Yogi Berra
• The Shower Me State
• We're better than Illinois
• Gateway to Kansas
• Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
• Someday, we’ll finish our giant McDonald’s sign
• The Lead State
• The Pennsylvania of the West
• The Puke State
• The Blow Me State
• The I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours state
• We’re not stubborn, just thorough
• Mother of the West. Well, mother of something
• At least we've got our teeth ... mostly
• We’re like West Virginia, but, you know, wester
• Home of more cool shit than Iowa
• Yes, Kansas City is really in Missouri
• We're giving Kansas City back to Kansas
• The best damn state in the lower central midwest
• Like Utah, but flatter and less fun
• We make New Jersey look cool
• Come for the… ah, sheeit, don’t bother
• West Appalachia
• We take 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' to a whole new level, with our sisters
• Home of the biggest goddamned earthquakes, ever
• No, you show me