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The Ministry is almost half done with milking this topic, now that we have reached the cold, wet and vaguely Swedish state of Minnesota.

• Gopher Gopher Gopher Gopher Gopher Gopher Gopher Gopher
• We’re the best damn state in the upper central Midwest.
• What Do You Mean We Talk Funny?
• You could live here, but why?
• No, I’m not the Swedish Chef
• 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
• Ya, Sure
• We’re done with “North Star State.” From now on, we’re the Polaris Province.
• Moderation in all things, except for lakes. And snow. And silly accents…
• The striped gopher is an insignificant animal with a destructive nature; useless and undignified. That’s why it’s our mascot.
• Not Sweden, but we act like it
• At least we’re not New Jersey
• Sure beats Canada
• Star of the North, my ass
• Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds
• Come for the bitter winter cold, stay for the sweltering summer heat.
• America’s first line of defense against Vikings
• Proud home of Snoopy and that annoying fuck Garrison Keillor
• Land of 11,842 Lakes
• The Lakota Sioux word “mnishota” means milky water, or semen.
• We have a bigger mall than you
• Land of the land icebergs
• Those guys in Fargo lived in ND, okay?
• Like spelling Mississippi, but with n’s
• We support racial understanding and tolerance, except towards the god-damned, herring-eating Norwegian scum.
• We're better than Wisconsin
• Lutefisk!
• Our contribution to American Political life: Walter Mondale
• We piss in the Mississippi, just to make New Orleans suffer
• More than just whining about the cold. Okay, just whining about the cold.
• The Scandinavia of North America
• Actually, if you count swimming pools, it’s a half million lakes