perfidy

Today the Ministry honors the state of Louisiana, which gets negative kudos for being named after a Frenchman - even if he is a King, but good kudos for being the last place the US Army was allowed to kick British ass.

• No one gets eaten at the superdome
• One Big Smelly Swamp With a Party in the Middle
• One Big Smelly Swamp With Lake New Orleans in the Middle
• The "Show Me Your Tits" State
• Only the Second Most Corrupt State in the Union
• Damn those snooty Dutch, with their soooperior levy system.
• We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
• If the Louisiana Purchase Was So Big, How Come We're So Damn small?
• Welcome voodoo worshipers!
• Swim the beautiful Bayou
• Where Food Is Hot And Crosses Burn
• We don't know how, but we managed to lose a major metropolitan area
• Don't feel bad, we can't understand Cajuns either
• Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
• If only we'd paid for an extra two feet of levy...
• Come for the swamp, stay for the swamp
• You know what to do if you want these beads
• Maybe we shouldn't have located a city below sea level
• Gateway to the underworld
• The Big Sleazy
• Proud Home of Johnnie Cochran, Bryant Gumbal and Master P
• Hell, we wish we were New Jersey