perfidy

Today, we move back to the south. Namely, Kentucky, that whole-hearted supporter of the Union during the recent unpleasantness. Behold, we have a briar patch full of new, improved state mottoes for all them hillbillies in 'Ol Kentuck:

• The wrong side of the Ohio River
• Like Tennessee, but more, you know, Northern
• Home of the Evil Lawn Gnomes
• For the last time, Jack does not actually live here
• So many people, so few last names
• Fried Chicken!
• The New Jersey of the Upper Tennessee Valley
• Go ahead and grow weed. We don't care.
• We don't just love horses. We love horses.
• Yes, we realise that bluegrass is'nt really green
• Down in the Briar Patch
• The Eddjakashun State
• Tobacco is so a vegetable
• Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!
• Gateway to Nashville
• Most of us work in Cincinnati
• We've Heard ALL the Hillbilly Jokes, So Don't Even Bother
• Bourbon and horses don't mix. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
• Shallowest gene pool in the Union, except for West Virginia
• Where the women are so fast you have to put a Governor on them
• Yes, we're all related
• Where the grass ain't blue and what? I forget.