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Hopefully, Tigerhawk hasn't lived in Kansas, so we can make fun of it without fear of hurting someone's feelings.

• We bring "Euclidian" to life
• Bleeding Kansas
• We’re Fucking Flat!
• The Flat State
• Hayfever capital of the Midwest
• Gateway to more Rectangular States
• There's no place like home
• At least we're not New Jersey
• Dole slept here
• Where Science Don't Mean Crap
• When the middle of nowhere is too crowded
• Ya want flat, we got flat
• Birthplace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
• More hills than Nebraska!
• We aren't all that crazy about Newton and his "gravity", either.
• That's Jayhawk, not Jaybird, dipshit
• A couple of universities and a whole lot of nothin'
• To Boldly Go Where No Tourist has Gone Before
• Proud Home of the two greatest actors in world history: Kirstie Alley and Ed Asner
• We kicked Toto's ass, the ingrate

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• Come see our gated community! No, the other kind...
• Home of the Ft Leavenworth Gravel Factory