Friday Funtime Quizzery
If you are at all like EDog, even a little, you have wondered what it would be like to have super powers. To fight crime in a unitard and a cape, wielding vasty powers of mind and body, defeating eevill with a "pow" and a "biff." Wouldn't we all like that? Well, take this test to see the approximate form your superpowers would manifest in, did you but have superpowers, and weren't a whiny little runt reading a blog on your 'puter.
As it turns out, the Buckethead is just what he expected. Batman:
Your results: You are Batman
You are dark, love gadgets and have vowed to help the innocent not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Batman |
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90% |
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Green Lantern |
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75% |
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Hulk |
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75% |
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Iron Man |
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70% |
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Wonder Woman |
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55% |
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Catwoman |
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55% |
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The Flash |
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55% |
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Robin |
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50% |
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Spider-Man |
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50% |
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Superman |
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50% |
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Supergirl |
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45% |
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
[wik] hattip to Pixy Misa.
[alsø wik] Phil insists that he's not Spidey, but Mr. Furious.
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I tied for first between
I tied for first between Spider Man and the Hulk:
"You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility."
But only at 75%; no huge standout like your Batman stats. Green Lantern was 3d at 65%, then like a 9-way tie between all kinds of lame DC characters at 45%.
Iron Man was dead last at 10%. Probably because I'm broke.
The greed lantern?!?!?
The greed lantern?!?!?
Bullshit... I'm Wolverine, snickey-snick and all that shit!!!!
And if I ever get free of all the goddamn work I have to do, maybe I'll be Johno again too, someday!!!
Snickety-snooch!
Green. lantern. Green.
Green.
lantern.
Green.
Okay, so apparently I really
Okay, so apparently I really am Robin to Buckethead's Batman. Damn. (Well, okay, so I'm technically Green Lantern to B's Batman, but only by the narrowest of margins.) Who the heck is the Green Lantern anyway?
He was given his power by
He was given his power by aliens; it resides in his ring.
He is vulnerable to the color yellow. That's right, yellow. An MTA bus won't kill him, but a school bus will.
A dagger won't harm him, but watch out for those Woodbine pencils!!
Like most pre-Watchmen era DC heroes, he is the definition of LAME.
With, of course, the
With, of course, the exception of Batman.
Superman. But I blame that
Superman. But I blame that on my answer to the push-up bra question. Either that or the one about frequency of fights with girls.
And Mrs. B must be kidding about not knowing who the Green Lantern is, but if she figures it out, maybe she could remind me, as I have only a vague recollection.
Well let's not simplify it
Well let's not simplify it for her; let her have it straight. Not only is Green Lantern lame, but weren't there like 37 different Green Lanterns...? All of whom, presumably, you could beat to death a ripe yellow banana...?
A clam, easy going
A clam, easy going personality until provoked - then a bottomless pit of rage and violence.
Hulk Smash!
"clam" thanks spellcheck.
"clam" thanks spellcheck.