Like the Third World, but Closer

Alabama, where stars fall if you believe their license plates, is known to some as the Yellowhammer State. There have been, however, some suggestions for alternative state mottoes:

  • The Redneck State
  • Birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement
  • Like the Third World, but Closer.
  • Because SC is a Little Too Progressive for Some of Us
  • Now, with electricity!
  • At Least We're Not Mississippi
  • Not as Racist as we used to be
  • First, alphabetically if in no other sense
  • You may have heard that song by Leonyrd Skynard

[wik] Bonus slogans

  • Not Jew Free - Yet!
  • Two Beers Short of a Sixpack - A Million Fags Short of Massachusetts
  • Stars and Bars: Not Just a Flag, But What You See When We Beat You
  • Home of the Bar-B-Q Possum
  • Ya gotta go through us to get to Tennessee
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"Not Jew Free- Yet!"

"Two Beers Short of a Sixpack- A Million Fags Short of Massachusetts"

"Stars and Bars: Not Just a Flag, But What You See When We Beat You"

"Home of the Bar-B-Q Possum"

And for plates in southern counties:
"Ya gotta go through us to get to Tennessee"

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