At least he wasn't wearing Leia's Gold Bikini
From the diseased mind of confessed Star Wars geek and Ministry Crony Phil we find the bizarre intersection of two divergent forms of obsession.
Behold, "Stormtrooper Elvis:"

"A little less conversation, a little more action."
Does he sing Blue Suede Shoes with that tinny little radio voice all the Stormtroopers have? Does the Empire supply him with free quaaludes and peanut butter and banana sandwiches? A costume like that would make it much more difficult to expire sitting on the throne, wouldn't it? Yeesh.
[wik] You can see the entire parade of hopeless wannabes, with entirely free bonus snarky commentary starting here.
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The codpiece is obviouisly
The codpiece is obviouisly far too small.