There's No Stopping the Cretins From Hop...erm, Getting PhDs

There is a certain portion of the American population that is, on its best day, suspicious of higher education. Those folks regard their fellow, matriculated, citizens as arrogant; elitist; lacking in common sense, or, indeed, any knowledge of demonstrable utility; or with a variation of “too smart for their own good.”

A doctoral dissertation studying air guitar doesn't help.

Turning what is little more than a limited, if not limiting, sort of self expression into serious academic inquiry is precisely what the non-eggheads in this world complain about and what serious scholars laugh at. When I finished my master’s, I wasn’t so much proud as I was enormously relieved. Relieved that the pain would finally end, and that it would end because of my hard work and not a .38 to the temple.

Crap like air guitar dissertations are, frankly, an insult to anyone who sacrificed to produce graduate work.

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WTF? What's next, "Variety: Alternate Theories of Masturbation, Mental and Other"?

Given that my Dad went through three advisors for his doctorate, and each change caused him to have to start over with a newly approved topic, I find myself wondering more about who her advisor is on the matter.

What ho?

Her unusual PhD was suggested by Prof Sheila Whiteley, chair of pop music at the University of Salford, whom she met on Radio 4's Woman's Hour, who has also overseen PhD studies into "post-anarcho punk" and heavy metal music.

"...chair of pop music..."? Exsqueeze me?

Yup - it's a conspiracy to prove that all those who take education lightly might just be correct.

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