perfidy

In a move likely to crush the grandest aspirations of PETA agents, vegan crystal-grippers, gun-banners, and hippies of every age and stripe, Ted Nugent is about to get $100,000 richer. That kinda scratch buys alot of arrows.

The long-time purveyor of red-meat rock-n-roll has had his day in court. In what I hope is not an April Fool's joke, A MI jury (and, I like to believe, Double Live Gonzo fans) found for the Nuge in a suit brought against promoters who, in essence, fired him for making racist remarks.

As the trial room emptied following the decision, Mr. Nugent was overheard to say, "Yank me, crank me" to the defendants.*

*Ted Nugent was not overheard to say, "Yank me, crank me" to the defendants.