Addendum to This Week in Exemplary Human Behavior

spotlight Ohio: Woman trades naked pix of young daughter for NFL tickets. (And a jersey. Don't forget the jersey!). Link goes to partial transcript of IM conversation. I especially love this part here:

Lustyliss429: how much can i trust u...
Buckin4God2: very
Lustylis429: are you sure
Buckin4God2: can you send it please
Buckin4God2: yes
Buckin4God2: can u send it
Lustylis429: ur not an undercover cop r u ... lol
Buckin4God2: no

Well, that settles that! It's on the internet... what's not to trust? On the other hand, the parts where mom says how cute her 4-year old daughter thinks Buckin4God2 is are sick and disgusting and if there's a hell anywhere she's gonna.... oh, right. She already lives in Toledo.

spotlight Baltimore: Last night during the Ravens - Saints game of American Football, the candid microphones captured Raven Ray Lewis-- who didn't kill two people, advising teammate Jamal Lewis-- who is about to plead guilty for conspiracy to traffic cocaine and some other skeezy drug stuff-- how best to deal with the pressure of being on trial for something horrible. The big difference is that Ray L. didn't kill two guys, and Jamal L. is a dirtbag who definitely did have a bunch of cocaine to sell. But whatever. This NFL-par behavior is not really the "exemplary human" part. The "exemplary human behavior" has been demonstrated by the NFL itself, who have seen fit to augment Lewis' expected jail time with a draconian punishment of its own-- a 2 to 4 game suspension. Is that the going price for a felony these days in football? Crime does pay!!!

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