From the Department of Things That Should Not Be
The gnomes down in the DOTTSNB (known around here as "dotsnib," or colloquially "The Ministry of 'My Eyes! My Eyes!'") have submitted the following for your approval.
Three prefatory notes for my readers.
1) Be warned that the "way too goddamned much Perfidy" link does, in fact, take you to way too goddamned much Perfidy indeed.
B) Move all scissors, pens, pencils, keys, knives, letter openers, and pointy objects of any kind out of arms' reach.
III) If you're like me, you never noticed before that John Kerry kind of looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. Or that John Edwards has some serious knockers.
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THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!
THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
-EDog
My eyes, my eyes! indeed.
My eyes, my eyes! indeed. They'll never be the same.
That said, I never cease to be amazed at the creativity of Photoshoppers.
Apropos nothing at all election-related, who knew that Mr. Kerry could throw such a shadow with his [url=http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=proboscis]prob…]? And no, I don't mean the "sucking organ of a butterfly"