Bulwer-Lytton winners announced, millions celebrate.
The winners of the 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced. ("Huh?", you say with slackened jaw? The history of the contest is here, you clod!)
This year's winner:
They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently. Ms. Mariann Simms Wetumpka, AL
Mmmm... outrageous fiction....
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That's even better (or is
That's even better (or is that worse...) than last year's winner!