Tom Ridge feat. DJ Orange Alert
Tom Ridge shows us how high Orange actually is on the deep-shit-o-meter. Given that all I've seen from Homeland Security so far is a) flailing 2) absurd and incompetent behavior from gubmint-hired security goons, iii) expensive turf warz between warring bureaucrats, and IV) the arrest of Cheech Marin for threatening a nation of millions with a hollow glass objet d'art, I guess I've gone a little funny in the head. When I look at this photo, I see a man inspired to bust a wack rhyme.
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver
So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
[wik-wik-wack] Patton reminds me that it was Tommy Chong who got busted for glassblowing, not erstwhile partner Cheech Marin. Must be the Robitussin talking.
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Not to be doubly contrary
Not to be doubly contrary here, but:
1. Wasn't it Tommy Chong?
2. Did that have anything to do with Homeland Security, however silly and flat-out wrong the underlying "law-man intent"?
I take it back - I am being contrary, but in a nice, friendly, visitor-in-your-house sort of way.
p.s. Is "deep-shit-o-meter" trademarked?
1) Got me there! oops.
1) Got me there! oops.
2) From what I read, he was caught in the rising tide of law enforcement action in general over the last few years; remember that the PATRIOT Act (dun-dun-dunh!) has been marketed and used as a tool in the war on drugs too. Also, I can never pass up a chance for a cheap shot.