Fun with Postmodernism

Here is a bilingual post in Postmodernist Newspeak and English.

Newspeak: Clearly, the subjectivism inherent within the phallocentric blanc homme heteropatriarchy permits agency only to the center of power, in which the oppressive repression of the other is carried out philogically, but the physical realm exists only imaginatarially through agency-oriented cultural constructivism.

English: White guys suck. They are mean to people who are not also white guys.

Newspeak: Denying objective reality is imperative. Only through the lens of the subjective cultural construction do we see the nature of othering. In the mind of the beholder, that which is unreal to the cultural outsider exists. Should the other appear as phantasmagorically unnontransparent humanitas, they are what they appear in the mind of those who other them. But the other other condemns their action as criminal to oppress the other who is othering the other.

English: It's okay to kill other if you think it's okay to kill other people. This is a sneaky way for Postmodernists to cloak their true selves. They're actually Nazi sympathizers finding a justification for the actions of their ideological forbears. We call this moral relativism. It is more colloquially known as bullshit. The term bullshit may also be applied to most assertions in Newspeak.

Newspeak The hibernophallopoliticocentric realm of Chicago others all others supercallifragilisticexpialodiciously in hibernophalloterrorstic logocentric NotreDame-esquely brusqueintadorial combat against peace-centered maternaturuallineally impetuous matro-divine/anti-hibernophillac militaristic industarial complexity.

English ?????????????

I believe that most postmodernists stuck a monkey in a room with a PC and published whatever the chimp banged onto the keyboard.

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