My Considered Endorsement
Upon prodding from Nat at I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts, who is an avowed and active partisan on behalf of Wesley Clark, I hereby endorse my choice for the next President of the United States, Ronnie James Dio. Dio is the only candidate to truly address the issues important to working-class America, and the only one truly qualified. To wit:
- Has experience managing large organizations
- Extensive public speaking and diplomacy experience
- The only candidate to know first-hand what drugs can do to our youth
- Slayed the dragon
- The only candidate who has had to put aside a political career to feed his family
- Can rock out and sing really fucking high
Visit his website, dioforamerica.com and see what he has to say on the issues.
- On health care: advocates universal healthcare to all: "No more forms and working shit jobs while sick"
- On gay marriage: "Rob Halford wants it, so it's cool with me."
I hereby cast my support behind the only candidate that can not only beat Bush, but vanquish him with silver sword in hand over a bitchen guitar solo from Vivien Campbell, Ronnie James Dio.
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Correction: I am a supporter
Correction: I am a supporter of the Draft Will Clark movement. Will Clark served in the Major Leagues as a first baseman. He was the top player in the 1984 US Olympic Baseball Exhibition Team which defeated a coalition of Carribean and Far Eastern teams. In 1989 he led the National League in hitting during the San Francisco Giants pennant drive. No fans were killed as a result of the earthquake or the disastrous series with the Oakland As. He has a lifetime .303 BA and 284 home runs.
Whoops, my mistake.
Whoops, my mistake.
But can a ballplayer really balance a budget?
No John - you're thinking of
No John - you're thinking of former baseball team owners...
Will Clark has proposed a
Will Clark has proposed a salary reform plan that will benefit small market teams like the Cleveland Indians by taxing aggregate team salaries over $100 million per year. Because Baseball no longer makes money, this plan is deficit neutral. Besides, who better than a former overpaid baseball player to deal with the problem of rampant spending.