Ohio!
I don't like to pick on my home state, but they make it so damn easy!
Yes, Jerry Springer is running for the US Senate in 2004. Oh, good. Finally someone to bring some dignity and restraint to Washington! I wish that wasn't so true! I need another Martini!
Jerry: word of advice, son. This time, when you get a hooker, please be sure not to pay her with a personal check. Senators carry cash for that.
The CNN article linked notes that Springer, who was born in Engaland, is therefore not eligible to run for President. Pity.
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