Ross
heteropatriarchal phallocentric violence-addicted prosthetic cock smoker

I am from Canada, a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney, inc. After a brutal and degrading apprenticeship in code whittling, I have become a successful designer of interweb porn sites. Despite the prurient nature of my business, I am passionately concerned about the environment, health care, tax policy, and every other dreary form of policy wonkism. I also like techno music.

Read the litany of my crimes here.