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Design your own constitutional amendment, and win the undying admiration of the ruling troika of this webpage. The entry picked as winner will receive good karma in vast quantities, and a Chinese fortune cookie (only half eaten, fortune still included.) The rules:

1) It can't be an amendment that is already in the Constitution. 

2) Your amendment cannot change the laws of physics. 

3) Try to solve a real problem with your amendment, and not guarantee plentiful dogfood for every canine in America, or annex Norway or something. 

4) Write your amendment like you thought it might actually go in the Constitution with all the other clearly and beautifully written amendments.

After entries are recieved, we will post interesting ones, and declare a winner. Tell your friends! 

UPDATE: Submit entries to gustavus-at-juno-dot-com, and put "amendment" in the subject line. Any complaints can be sent to johnnyisasmartass-at-yahoo-dot-com.