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Here, for your reading pleasure, are several ideas for new t-shirts. These are complicated, front-and-back designs so pay attention:

Shirt Number One, Front:

Skateboarding is not a Crime

Shirt Number One, Back:

But it is fucking annoying

Shirt Number Two, Front:

Hurting you is the last thing I want to do

Shirt Number Two, Back:

But it is on the list

Shirt Number Three, Front:

I'm not staring at your tits

Shirt Number Two, Back:

But I glanced at them long enough that I could pick them out of a lineup