Monstrous Acronyms

Buckethead Buckethead

Thanks to the unwinking eye of James at Hell in a Handbasket, I have learned what my nom de net really means: Bloodthirsty Unholy Cheerleader-Kidnapping Explorer-Torturing Horror from the Enchanted Arcane Dungeon

  • Bloodthirsty? I'm a conservative. Check.
  • Unholy? I don't know. I'm at least abholy. Check.
  • Cheerleader-Kidnapping? Don't tell my wife. Check.
  • Explorer-Torturing? Check. Hate the nosy bastards.
  • Horror? Sure.
  • Enchanted Arcane Dungeon? Well I don't know about all that magical stuff, but my office is cramped and smelly. Check.

[wik] But then I got to thinking. What do some common acronyms really mean?

  • CIA Cheerleader-Injuring Abomination
  • IRS Injuring Ravager of Spite
  • NSA Nightmare Spurred by Anger
  • NOAA Nefarious Orphan-Abducting Abomination

Fun for the whole family. 

[wik] The Ministry of Future Perfidy attempted to find the image that was lost to bit rot, but you don't want to see what we found.

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My cyborg name was almost uncannily accurate:

G.E.E.K.L.E.T.H.A.L.: General Electronic Entity Keen on Logical Exploration, Thorough Harm and Accurate Learning

Less on the logic, and I've probably inflicted more harm than learning, but it's pretty close to real world me.

Neat.

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