Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character

Buckethead Buckethead

The Ministry has never believed in beating a dead horse. We are, however, all for beating mostly dead horses. Therefore, we bring you discarded mottoes for the moderately good state of Connecticut:

  • Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character
  • Come for the scenery, stay to stalk Letterman
  • Wedged into the armpit of New England
  • New York City's other Suburb
  • The second "C" is Silent, Casshole!
  • Way too close to New York
  • Home of Joe Lieberman
  • Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It - Yet
  • In Texas, we'd be a county
  • The state you can cross in 15 minutes ... on foot
  • Nothing important has happened here since King Philip's War
  • We're the Constitution State and we have no idea why
  • At least we're not New Jersey
  • We could kick Rhode Island's ass
  • We'd really like to be part of France

[wik] Bonus slogans!

  • The Home of Mark Twain. Oh, Missouri too I guess
  • The Nutmeg State - whateverthefuck THAT's supposed to mean
  • Home of the 4th-Farthest-North Located Ikea in the Continental US
  • We Celebrate Diversity- ALL Are Welcome to do Our Landscaping
  • Where News from Puerto Rico is Considered 'Local'
  • We'd All Be Better Off as Far From Massachusetts as Possible
  • The Elite-School-in-the-Ghetto State
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"The Home of Mark Twain. Oh, Missouri too I guess"

"The Nutmeg State- whateverfuck THAT's supposed to mean"

"Hartford: Where Crime is Not an Afterthought"

"Home of the 4th-Farthest-North Located Ikea in the Continental US"

"We Celebrate Diversity- ALL Are Welcome to do Our Landscaping"

"Where News from Puerto Rico is Considered 'Local'"

"We'd All Be Better Off as Far From Massachusetts as Possible"

"The Elite-School-in-the-Ghetto State" (see Trinity, Wesleyan, Yale...)

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