Mapgirl

Formerly Loyal reader #0009, Mapgirl has moved from lowly reader to the exalted status of Minister. Mapgirl was born in Philadelphia, but despite that handicap has proved to be nearly human. Mapgirl likes fire, knitting, counting her money, and guys named Chris. If you are named Chris, and have lots of money, knit sweaters and like fire, drop her a line.

Mapgirl has no interest in maps, girls, finance or really anything. See the evidence here.