On low expectations

It is a reassuring thing for the newly re-employed to perform some (to him) absolutely simple, nearly automatic rote task and receive gushing, heartfelt praise for the sterling quality, integrity (nay, authenticity) and aesthetic verve of a 30-page security checklist composed almost solely of repeating table entries with check boxes for yes, no and N/A.

If I can keep this up, my long term employment prospect is looking rosy. Maybe tomorrow I can sweep them off their feet with a nifty template that saves them the trouble of formatting each document from scratch.

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