Kate

The biological by-product of two homicide detectives, Kate possesses great intuition, yet still cannot manage to intuit the location of her car keys on most mornings. When she is not being exceedingly clumsy and injuring herself in wholly improbable ways, she can usually be found under the 130-pound combined weight of three dogs who firmly believe that licking themselves on the La-Z-Boy furniture is their birthright. Every few months or so, Kate deigns to update her blog at www.sixlayerkate.com. She frequently entertains the notion that she might be like to be a writer when she grows up, yet has thousands of excuses to prevent her from attempting to do so. Likes include red wine, critters of all variations, stuff made by Macintosh, and those little rubber balls that bounce really high. Among her dislikes are loud bars, uncomfortable shoes, and candles that smell like food.

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