I'm not a label
Surfing around the web at lunch today, I ran across this gem on Ace of Spades:
Since we were kids, we always enjoyed the humorous and sometimes poetic group-names given to different animals. It was interesting to us that one said a school of fish but a pack of wolves; it was delightful that one said a parliament of owls and an exultation of larks. A shrewdness of apes, a crash of rhinoceroses, an ostentation of peacocks-- just grand poetry.
And of course it was just flat-out cool that one said a murder of crows.
But this practice was also extended to naming groups of people. One could say a skulk of thieves (cool!), a rascal of boys (cute!), and, if one could keep a straight face, a neverthriving of jugglers (goofy!). More of these are found here; we don't know if we'll ever actually say a superfluidity of nuns, but it's nice to know that we could, if we wanted to...
... from the Home Office in Pocatello, Idaho...
Top Ten Lesser-Known Collective Nouns for Different Groups of People
10. A gesticulation of Italians
9. A corruption of Congressmen
8. A moustache of policemen
7. A tumescence of pornstars
6. A shriek of liberals
5. A waddle of Rosie O'Donnells
4. An armpit of feminists
3. An insignificance of Canadians
2. A malodor of Frenchmen (also acceptable: a quavering of Frenchmen; a surrender of Frenchmen)
...and the Number One Lesser-Known Collective Noun for a Group of People...
1. A crimewave of Kennedys
Honorable Mentions:
A doddering of seniors
A twaddle of Democrats
A condescension of reporters
A kegger of collegians
A genocide of Germans
A trust-fund of "peace" marchers
A hypervapidity of Maureen Dowd
We might add a grumble of conservatives, and a bickering of libertarians.
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Drunken, yes. Certainly.
Drunken, yes. Certainly. But wreck? I never wrecked my car while driving drunk. Of course, the size of our college was such that driving was scarcely ever necessary.
How about a blotto of Bucketheads?
Also,
An apocalypse of Environmentalists
or a drowning of Kennedys
and a bowtie of Young Republicans
Smugness - right on!
J,
J,
B's a big dude. I bet it sucked having to carry his drunken carcass around, or maneuvering him into decent vomiting position.
B is a big dude, which is why
B is a big dude, which is why I usually was carrying Johno's scrawny yoga-posing ass around.
Especially after, say, two cases of meisterchau; or say, jello shots in Pittsburgh.
...yes...
...yes...
Jello shots.
...yes...
A jelloshot of Johnos?
A jelloshot of Johnos?
A hairdo of news anchors
An earnestness of evangelists
You can be a grendel of
You can be a grendel of Buckethead.
Johno can be....a dork of Johno.
I might be a cranky of GL.
Ross is...a...Ross is...a Ross of Ross.
A smugness of conservative
A smugness of conservative pundits.
A frothing of liberal pundits.
An alarm of treehuggers.
A drunken wreck of Bucketheads. (I knew you in college!)