An Idea Whose Time Has Come... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Johno Johno

The Drug Tsarina, who is apparently John Walters, is advocating pee-testing of schoolchildren.

This despite bucketloads of evidence that pee testing has no (or even a negative) result in cutting drug use in schools. Y'know, there's such a thing as being blinded by one's convictions.

Thanks to Reason for the pointer.

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And remember kids, Acid doesn't show up in conventional piss tests. That's why it's the military's recreational illegal drug of choice.

Buckethead Buckethead

2

Oh great, I can just picture some enlisted man tripping his ass off, sobbing in his bunk because it's just so wrong to use the word "friendly" in the phrase "friendly fire."

And the irony in the recruiting slogan, "accelerate your life." What does that mean besides "die sooner?"

Hi gents!

MuffinMan MuffinMan

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