perfidy

Paul Stanley of KISS recently underwent Hip replacement surgery.

Best wishes to him on his recovery. I was going to recommend that now he has a titanium joint he should probably hang up the Les Paul, but I have reconsidered. When I was a little kid KISS seemed like superheroes. I mean, there they were on Sesame Street (Sesame Street!!) with their smoke and leather and studs and fire and that drum kit that flew down from the rafters, and I was too young to understand that the scary guy with the evil shoes and the bass shaped like an axe was really an oversexed rabbi-school dropout and comic book fan named Chaim Witz who would go on to have awkward interviews with brittle NPR hosts.

But if KISS have all their collective joints replaced with titanium upgrades, why, the sky's the limit! The KISS Army would have a new calling and purpose, rushing to the aid of their invincible leaders whenever trouble threatened! Evildoers and bluenoses, beware! For KISS and their minions are on the move!!!

...at least until 4:45, when it's time for the early bird turkey dinner special down at the Country Kitchen.

h/t to Llamabutchers.