perfidy

And get drunk on Marion Barry's. Then I'm going to send Cox Communication an invoice for the hours I spent on the phone getting them to do the obvious. ("hmmn. the work order says 'cable modem,' maybe we should leave one for the nice customer.") I bill at $120/hour. They wasted two and one quarter hours of my precious time. That's four months free cable. 

What is a Marion Berry you ask? This drink, invented by the estimable Jonah Goldberg and his cohorts, is "a concoction of Jagermeister, Kahlua, bourbon and Coke. Why this collection? Because we wanted a drink "so black not even the man could keep it down." 

[Update] And, yes, I do have the necessary ingredients. Getting the wife's permission is a different matter.