On Hitler as a verb

Perhaps, "to Hitler" can be a sufficient infinitive form of the verb. A definition could go along the following lines:

Hitler, v. 1) To usurp a party and reconfigure it to suit the needs of the usurper. 2) To engage in the annexation of nearby sovereign nations on the pretext that they belonged to you in the first place, eg, "Hussein Hitlered Kuwait in 1990." 3) To engage in acts of genocide, eg, "Milosevic Hitlered the Kosovars." 4) To adorn oneself with strange facial hair. See also, Goering.

Goering, v. 1) To wear tutus and eat whole bakeries. 2) To blame acts of arson at important government buildings on rival political parties and make them illegal. See also Goebbels.

Goebbels, v. To prearrange an act of arson and then be lucky enough to find a rival party member has beaten you to it, then set up that rival party member. EG, "Cheney Goeringed the Capitol building and the Democratic party when, unbeknownst to him, Rumsfeld had Goebbelsed it already, and then they Hitlered Canada."

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