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The other night as I was falling asleep, I had what I believe to be two very good ideas for pinatas. (How the heck to you make an en-tilde in this freaky software? Do I need to spell it "Pinyata?")

First: the Adult PinYATA. A normal burro or other shape, but filled with plastic nips of liquor, condoms, and "toys." Hell, packs of cards and poker chips, too. Wouldn't that be a hoot for bachelor parties, birthday parties, or Wednesdays?

Next, the idea that made me laugh myself to sleep: the Revenge PinYATTA. On the outside, a normal grey papier-mache orb. Or why not gaily striped? That's the ticket. On the inside: shards of broken glass, twisted bits of rusty metal, filings, and used hydroponics. Take it to a party filled with people whose lives you wouldn't mind ruining, leave a Louisville Slugger leaning on the tree (for extra PiNNEYATTA Power!!), and make sure you have said your gracious goodbyes before the Revenge starts. The Revenge PINYAHTA: another fine product from the fine people at Mainway Toys.