EDog
EDog is an old, old handle for an slightly less old, old author named Ian Thomas Healy (no relation to the cricket star named Ian Andrew Healy). When not busy flogging Ministry gnomes with bicycle chains, he manages his own, website and is head chef and chief bottle-washer at Local Hero Press. Oh yeah, and he writes books 'n' stuff. Don't click here if you don't want to buy one. If you're confused by double negatives--and according to statistics, something like 28% of Americans are functionally illiterate and won't understand them--just click through the damn link and buy a book or twelve.
Read his manic typing here.