Deep thoughts about Human/Martian relations
People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.
...You claim there are other intelligent beings in the galaxy besides earthlings and Martians. Good, then we can attack them together. And after we’re through attacking them we’ll attack you.
...You keep my body imprisoned in this cage. But I am able to transport my mind to a place far away, a happier place, where I use Martian heads for batting practice.
...You may kill me, either on purpose or by not making sure that all the surfaces in my cage are safe to lick. But you can’t kill an idea. And that idea is: me chasing you with a big wooden mallet.
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My God man! He's not talking
My God man! He's not talking about the red PLANET...They're talking about red STATES.
It's the current campaign strategy of the DNC!
"We hate you with every fiber of our existance! How can you be stupid enough not to vote for us?"
And I...er...MEANT to
And I...er...MEANT to misspell existence....as part of my point....yeah.