I for one would like to be the first to welcome our new cow overlords

This cow and this cow should not be allowed to meet and breed.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

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1

Well strictly speaking, if they're both cows and were "trying to breed" (ie, sexually engaged), they'd be lesbians.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2

I was using cow in a universal sense, analogous to "mankind" referring to both men and women.

In any event, if both of those bovines are females of the species, we won't have to worry about tactical carnivorous cows, at least in the near term.

3

It won't matter after this summer anyway. Those freakin' New Zealand sheep are gonna become top of the food chain.

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