Remote Control Pigeons of Doom
I couldn't top the title, so I stole it. It seems that evil and mad scientists in China have created the world's first remote control pigeon. No more worrying about running out of batteries with your rc plane, just throw some crumbs on the ground to refuel your pigeon. Then, send them out on bombing missions.
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B,
B,
I'm not worried. Recall that we have jet fighters that can be flown by rat brains to intercept the chinee bombers.
If it boils down to pigeon vs rat, bet it all on the rat, baby, even if the rat is limited to fighting in 2 dimensions. But since we're talking about a robotic jet powered flying rat, I mean, c'mon.
C'mon.
Then maybe they can get
Then maybe they can get together with former Canadian Defense minister Paul Hellyer and his alien UFO technology and stop global warming too. (That little announcement is on Yahoo/AP but I don't know how to link to it in a comment!)
Well, sure, in a straight up
Well, sure, in a straight up fight missile armed, jet powered disembodied rat brains win hands down over RC feathered rats.
But remember, the chicoms are all about asymmetric warfare. The bombing missions these pigeons are running aren't lethal. They'll be dropping quarts of icky liquid poo. And that's terrorism.