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And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. Samual L. Jackson is the voice of the Lord. Apparently I am not the only one who digs on his voice, as an audio bible will now feature Jackson as God. I can only hope that they also release the outtakes, so we can here God saying "Motherfucker" as only Jackson can. Maybe we could convince Jackson to do a Shaft version of the bible. Jackson would make a great Jesus. Just imagine Jackson/Shaft/Jesus casting the moneychangers from the temple. Jesus on doubting Thomas' case for doubting. Jesus smacking Judas around. The risen Jesus ridiculing Peter for denying him. The wedding in Canaa. The possibilities are endless.
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I guess Morgan Freeman was
I guess Morgan Freeman was busy.
As far as I'm concerned, his "Pulp Fiction" character was the standard. SJ's career breaks down like this: "Pulp Fiction"; the rest of it.
How do you know which wallet is God's?
It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"!
'Samual Jackson?' Sounds like
'Samual Jackson?' Sounds like a spam advert. I'm not buying it.
GL: What?!? His 'Mace Windu
GL: What?!? His 'Mace Windu' was DEFINITIVE!
MO,
MO,
Huh?! Everytime he said something it sounded like Jules playing at being a Jedi.
I kept hearing stuff like, "Young Skywalker is not ready to be a master...and he's springin' this gour-MAY shit on us!"; and, "Oh, Dooku's a race car, huh? Well every time he uses his Force powers to try and melt my eyes, I'm Superfly TNT and the Guns of the Navarone!"
I dunno, that's what I heard, anyway.'
Oh, and if Jesus was anything
Oh, and if Jesus was anything like SamuAl L. Jackson, I'm not so sure the devil would have dared mess with him while he wandered out in the desert for 40 days.
DEVIL: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in Paris?
See? That just doesn't seem like a good idea...
GL: Pul-leeze...I was
GL: Pul-leeze...I was KIDDING. Windu was pathetic.
What I wanted was for Windu to secretly be a Sith infiltrator and the big villian in Episode III. Don't tell THAT wouldn't have been something...
I wonder if Mace Windu ever
I wonder if Mace Windu ever had doubts, seeing he was the only brother who was a Jedi.
Did he ever secretly wonder whether his force powers really were that good, or if he was admitted to the Jedi Academy because he's black?