Small Vestigial Wings
I think this is my all time favorite Letterman Top Ten list: Orville Redenbacher's Top 10 Most Horrifying Secrets
10. That's not his grandson; that's his "longtime companion."
9. Has 50 pounds of plastic explosives taped to his body at all times.
8. He was raised by white mice.
7. Is the real voice of Milli Vanilli.
6. Came home one night to find wife in bed with Keebler elves.
5. Was responsible for that fire at the Jiffy-Pop factory.
4. Two words: Asian escorts.
3. Has small vestigial wings.
2. Likes to wear pants 3 sizes too large, go to malls, and then say, "Oops!" whenever they fall down.
1. That ain't butter.
[wik] My other favorite top ten list is from the Onion:
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Does it make me a bad person
Does it make me a bad person that "go-tard" makes me laugh like a hyena for minutes on end?
I remember an Onion Top 10
I remember an Onion Top 10 thing about rejected new Snapple flavors. The one that made me laugh out loud every time I looked at it?
Ham.