Lockdown Lacey
Iowahawk is running a beauty pageant, of sorts. For a year, now, he has been running a regular feature - famous throughout the blogosphere - The Hoosegow Honeys. Now it is time, he believes, to pick Miss Hoosegow 2006. This is not merely a popularity contest - contestants will also be judged in a talent competition, where one point will be awarded for each $100 of bail demanded by the magistrate.
As of this moment, the two Jessicas are in the lead, but that must not be allowed to stand. I encourage all Ministry readers to go and vote for Hoosegow honey #15, Lacey, whose sorrowful Madonna expression cries out for comfort. Winning the Miss Hoosegow pageant might bring a smile to that morose, regretful, yet still beautiful face. Please help her.
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[wik] Lacey has moved up, and is now tied for sixth. Vote early and vote often!
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Lacey? C'mon dude...she
Lacey? C'mon dude...she looks almost as scared as Meghan, right next to her.
I had to go with April. A perky white smile with jumpsuit orange gets me every time.
And look at the results- probably can't take the pageant without a ton of supporters, but a third place finish is possible.
Lacey's getting crushed.
Lacey's at 9th as of 0931 EST
Lacey's at 9th as of 0931 EST.
But April's locking up 3d...
I can see #5 Jessica and
I can see #5 Jessica and April, but Jesika and Tammi aren't really cute. The whole thing must be rigged.
Oh, and April and Tammi are now tied.
Tammi? ! Wtf...? She just
Tammi? ! Wtf...? She just edged out April too. C'mon, ref!
But I just noticed that voting is through NEXT Friday, not this Friday.
That gives April a good comfort zone, and alot of time to go all the way.
I think it is worth mentioning that I find this event far more exciting than the World Cup, whatever that is.
Overnights are in.
Overnights are in.
Jesika has decisively taken first from Jessica, who has a solid hold on 2d. April is down to 4th, with Tammi keeping her grip on 3d.
Lacey's buried down around 10th, dude. There's still a week and a day, but...it's not looking good.