Your own personal Flying Spaghetti Monster
Tired of boring crucifixi? Potbellied Buddhas with goofy expressions leave you cold? Magen Davids and Green Crescents fail to inspire?
Well, you can now have your own physical manifestation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. With a few inexpensive items from the craft store, and whatever you remember from third grade elmers glue experiments, you can create a facsimile of FSM and his noodly appendages.
[wik] Hat Tip: Owlish, by way of Rocket Jones. Owlish also links to a crocheted FSM hat, a silver FSM brooch, and a plush FSM toy you can buy on eBay.
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OMG! There was a
OMG! There was a manifestation of the FSM at work today, in the unruly box of rubberbands next to the postage machine. Who do I have to call to start a pilgrimage, and how will I get paid?
Google stories about people
Google stories about people who see the Virgin Mary in a slice of toast, and I'm sure you'll glean some useful tips.
Cheese toast, I'll have you
Cheese toast, I'll have you know, and I have a first edition print, to boot. On a PLATE, mind you! But I smell a licensing opportunity here, hard to pass up. I dunno about you, but I'm following the gourd to fame and fortune.
What does the FSM have to say
What does the FSM have to say about idolatry?
A friend of the family bought
A friend of the family bought me a t-shirt for Christmas that says "WWRJD," which stands for "What Would Ron Jeremy Do?" And I was immensely pleased with the hipness of this particular garment until I encountered a 19-ish-year-old college student on the streets of Cleveland the other day wearing a shirt that said, "WWFSMD." I asked him what it stood for. He replied, "What Would the Flying Spaghetti Monster Do." I am killed.