Wish Fulfillment

Again via the Onion, some so-wrong-it's-right non-reportage.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

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I'm sure you're disappointed not to see your own governor on that list, as was I. I wouldn't have wanted anyone to kill Taft, cause that's mean. But him offing himself is pretty much an optimal solution for Ohio.

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For reasons having to do with my passing involvement in local and state politics these days, no comment.

But in regard to Taft: yep. As long as this doesn't mean that Celeste or Voinovich get another whack at the mansion.

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