perfidy

Today, I had lunch at a local chinese restaurant. As is traditional, I received a fortune cookie at the end of my (quite tasty) buffet. Unlike most fortune cookies, this one left me wondering:

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today

Okay, today I will avoid elephant smooching today. Should I not buss an elephant tomorrow? What if I did so in the past - will I have bad luck? If I do run into a pachyderm after midnight, should I seek out some lip hockey?

And if I do run into an elephant today, am I doomed if I kiss an elephant somewhere other than on the lips? It only mentions lips! What will I do if I run into an amorous elephant? I could just tell the elephant I have a canker sore, but I don't think I'd have much choice if the elephant really wants a kiss. Wouldn't the trunk get in the way of kissing anyway...