perfidy

As we go about our daily lives, we are often overwhelmed by the myriad choices he have to make in a day, from the mundane ("Can I make the light...?"), to the major ("What bill can I ignore this month so I can afford bourbon?"). As we make those choices, hundreds in a day, we draw upon our own experiences, our educations, the advice of friends and strangers, or our collective gut.

But one question that we Ministers are often faced with we have no help in answering. Whether it comes up over dinner at our Aspen retreat or privately, as we pass in normal society quietly awaiting the Ende Tyme, the question is always the same:

When the zombies come, how best to kill them?

After some thought (not much, some), we have decided to make an effort to answer our own question. We therefore declare a new feature, the Ministry Caliber Corner, where weaponry large and small will be fired, evaluated, and rated according to its projected capacity to kill the undead. Or re-kill. Whichever.

Your enthusiasm for this feature is, as always, expected.