Ludicrous Nomenclature

Buckethead Buckethead

Here, offered without comment, are some of the names on the spam emails I have recently received:

Stench T. Franchiser
Haiti L. Disgruntles
Tinning J. Whews
Curviest V. Extempores
Decrescendo A. Twirler
Post T. Menopause
Kindling K. Nark
Other G. Militating
Heinous S. Armory
Slattern J. Yellows
Organ I. Offal
Tinier V. Bucksaw
Nymphomania O. Augusts
Pumps K. Dredger
Siam H. Stretchy
Curfew L. Lifework
Cybernetics L. Appallingly
Intolerant V. Shack
Roadrunner J. Derivations
Implosion P. Matterhorn
Clownishness I. Serenity
Chaperones G. Readjusting
Cochran J. Cardsharps
Grandiloquence L. Bloodstained
Eyewitness H. Bunsen
Cranium T. Capabilities
Paroxysm P. Soy
Milliner I. Pliable
Ecliptic F. Prejudice
Granules S. Gallic
Hornblower Q. Cadging
Tapering P. Waterbury
Renting O. Eratosthenes
Emotionally H. Pram
Solon O. Disassembling
Southerner M. Blameworthy
Major D. Unfurls
Nubian O. Socket
Mormon P. Hedgerow
Jane J. Vulgarity

[wik]And this just in, two more:

Spastic I. Bogeymen
Fibrous G. Rumpus

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

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A few of those sound like names for military operations via a random name generator:

"I think there's a History Channel piece on Operation Nubian Socket tonight", or, "I did some support work for the 1st Armored Division when they went downrange for Fibrous Rumpus '92".

You are lucky to have such amusing spam.

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